[busy signaL]
[Sunday, February 26, 2006]
What was going through the minds of all his victims before they died? His shoe.
There are no races, only countries of people he's beaten to different shades of black and blue.
He doesn't stub his toes; he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
He can slam a revolving door.
When he does division, there are no remainders.
He was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
He never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
If he wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
His dick is so big, it has its own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take him to kill you. Forty-seven times.
all hail!
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 2:18 AM
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There are no races, only countries of people he's beaten to different shades of black and blue.
He doesn't stub his toes; he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
He can slam a revolving door.
When he does division, there are no remainders.
He was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
He never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
If he wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
His dick is so big, it has its own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take him to kill you. Forty-seven times.
all hail!
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 2:18 AM
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[Friday, February 24, 2006]
people never learn, do they? for the first time in weeks, the peso has risen to a little over 51 to the dollar, and not five hours later, the government manages to [in president arroyo's words] shoot itself in the foot.
grow up, already. arroyo may not be an absolute good, but she's the best we got. don't tell me you'd rather have noli as president, for principle's sake; if there's one thing this world teaches us, it's that principles are a liability.
funny how everyone knows that arroyo's a necessary evil, but we prefer to argue about how evil she is rather than accept how necessary she is. now if our politicians would put their money into something even a quark more productive than black propaganda and endless court cases, we might actually comprehend this.
but no, trust the masses to take the beauty of people power and turn it into an overplayed proof of our collective inability to stand by our choices and accept their repercussions. regardless of your efforts, dear brothers and sisters in bad governance, there is no such thing as a take two.
it figures, actually - the less you know, the more you think you know.
jeez.
posted by stani at 2:57 PM
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grow up, already. arroyo may not be an absolute good, but she's the best we got. don't tell me you'd rather have noli as president, for principle's sake; if there's one thing this world teaches us, it's that principles are a liability.
funny how everyone knows that arroyo's a necessary evil, but we prefer to argue about how evil she is rather than accept how necessary she is. now if our politicians would put their money into something even a quark more productive than black propaganda and endless court cases, we might actually comprehend this.
but no, trust the masses to take the beauty of people power and turn it into an overplayed proof of our collective inability to stand by our choices and accept their repercussions. regardless of your efforts, dear brothers and sisters in bad governance, there is no such thing as a take two.
it figures, actually - the less you know, the more you think you know.
jeez.
posted by stani at 2:57 PM
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[Wednesday, February 15, 2006]
i haven't gotten around to publishing myself online these days [although i have two or three entry drafts in the works] since my schedule's a bit tight. in the meantime, you can contribute to my johari and|or nohari windows if you feel up to it. no worries, i'll understand if you're busy as well.
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 10:16 AM
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sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 10:16 AM
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[Sunday, February 12, 2006]
"nagagandahan ako kay stiffler's mom."
"wtf. kung si stacey's mom, baka maintindihan ko pa."
"ah oo. that's what i meant."
"uy, girl to girl! anong movie 'yan?"
"troy..."
"tignan mo - kung maghalikan sila, 'di mo malaman kung sino ang lalaki at sino ang babae."
"marami akong alam na ganyang movie."
"hoy, pwet ko 'yan! d'yan n'yo ilagay thesis n'yo!"
"sige, inom lang kayo. tapos mamaya, iro-rohypnol ko kayong lahat."
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 12:01 AM
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"wtf. kung si stacey's mom, baka maintindihan ko pa."
"ah oo. that's what i meant."
"uy, girl to girl! anong movie 'yan?"
"troy..."
"tignan mo - kung maghalikan sila, 'di mo malaman kung sino ang lalaki at sino ang babae."
"marami akong alam na ganyang movie."
"hoy, pwet ko 'yan! d'yan n'yo ilagay thesis n'yo!"
"sige, inom lang kayo. tapos mamaya, iro-rohypnol ko kayong lahat."
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 12:01 AM
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[Thursday, February 02, 2006]
inspired by the recent success of my foray into post-paid internet, i am contemplating applying for a cellular phone line, since i spend roughly 500 pesos per month on text credits anyway.
one of the perks of applying for a plan is the option to receive either a free or discounted cellphone as part of the package. this is where you, dear reader, come in: i am interested in availing of a 6610i with my post-paid account. unfortunately, that model is only given completely free-of-charge if my account is an extension of a two-year-or-older globe account.
therefore, i am appealing to anyone with loyalty to globe who may be willing to donate your extension slot to me. if you're feeling particularly generous, feel free to leave a comment. i assure you, the gesture will be well-appreciated.
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 11:15 PM
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one of the perks of applying for a plan is the option to receive either a free or discounted cellphone as part of the package. this is where you, dear reader, come in: i am interested in availing of a 6610i with my post-paid account. unfortunately, that model is only given completely free-of-charge if my account is an extension of a two-year-or-older globe account.
therefore, i am appealing to anyone with loyalty to globe who may be willing to donate your extension slot to me. if you're feeling particularly generous, feel free to leave a comment. i assure you, the gesture will be well-appreciated.
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 11:15 PM
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