happy holidays... well, for me anyway

despite gilderoy's best efforts, i'm still a dean's lister this term, with an average of 3.028. to elaborate, the percentage grade i lacked in compro2 to get a 4.0 was 0.02 and still he only gave me a 3.5. maybe if i had 'followed directions' in the finals, i wouldn't have incurred that minus five. maybe.

we celebrated the end of the term and bj's birthday with [what else?] another round of lalabu and frytz got drunk. i'm serious this time. i even wrote down his more quotable interjections:

"may tape ako? teka may tape kayong lahat! astig, may tape! teka 'di ko matanggal... may tape ako sa noo... 'di ko matanggal... haha astig!"

"ano, dalawang beses na akong bumagsak ng compro1? pa'no 'yun? shet, sorry talaga... basta tutulungan n'yo ako ha...?"

"spell 'guitar'? g-u-i-t-a-r. ha, mali? ano 'yung tama? g-i-t-a-r? oo nga 'no... mali pala ako..."

"'god guides the humble...' ano, explain ko? e 'di ko ma-gets. bobo 'yung nagsulat. bobo."

"ay, si jerwin... si geric pala nangingisay... batuhin ko nga."
[at this point we had to physically restrain him to prevent him from bashing geric's skull in with a jar of bible verses]

"teka ba't ang sakit ng fuck you finger ko? ah, dumudugo! dumudugo... 'wag mong hawakan! mauubos lahat ng dugo ko sa katawan!"

"ilan na lang ang chips? one... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... times ten equals 90. 'tig ilan tayo? 75. anong 'bakit'? kasi nga 3am na..."

"pa'no malalaman kung even ang nNum? 'sus! syempre 'pag nNum modulo nNum equals zero. 'pag prime? e di 'pag nNum modulo two equals one!"

"bakit tatlo 'yung picture ni jesus sa kaloob? eto nga 'yung 'three persons of god' kaya tatlo si jesus. one... two... three... four? bakit apat? 'wag n'yo na lang pansinin 'yan, feeling jesus lang 'yan..."

"ano bj, kayo na ni [insert name of his crush here]? bakit? pa'no nangyari 'yon? nilakad kita sa kanya? kailan nangyari 'to? ha, nabuntis mo s'ya!? ba't mo ginawa 'yon!? bakit... bakit... sige... basta bj... alagaan mo s'ya, ha...?"

see, drunk. next time i'm bringing a tape recorder.

bau told me to go to some youth something or the other last sunday so naturally i went, thinking it was a one-shot deal. to make a long story short, i now have to design and implement 52 one-hour cathechism sessions for the youth in our parish. thanks a lot. now i don't have to go all the way to pcj for annoying meetings - i can get annoyed much closer to home.

my dad got me a job teaching english as a second language to korean students. i hope i don't screw it up. anyway today's the first day, so wish me luck. i hope they give me a halfway decent salary, even if i'm only helping for two weeks. i have my own education to think of, you know.

we had our senior g christmas get-together at kris' house [where else?] and this time i was able to stay relatively longer, since i managed to bully joe into driving me home afterwards. this time we had twice as many drinks as food and nobody brought donuts. the ateneans taught me the proper way of playing bridge [for some reason that game never caught on at dlsu] and i taught them the proper way of playing eternal soul, or mafia, or killers, or however else you want to refer to the same damn game. then we walked around ayala alabang for a spell, singing round christmas carols and songs from the sound of music into the darkness. same old same old, except we didn't play heart attack since everyone was too tired.

my apologies for the length of this post. since upsaid was down [oh, the irony!] the past three days, i wasn't able to post the events as soon as they happened. i'm staying put though. what can i say - i like the layout.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 8:12 AM