[busy signaL]
[Wednesday, June 02, 2004]
i. friday
nothing kills a movie like too much hype. children should not be allowed to watch movies requiring half a brain, nor should they speak until are they capable of accurately pronouncing the word 'creature'. only blizzard entertainment is capable of making effective sequels. salt is bad for your kidneys.
the nearest photocopying booth to the ccp is in harrison plaza. never eat a figaro blt without a plate. there is no such thing as a favorite poem, only the one you last [or first] read. wislawa szymborska is a genius. everyone knows everyone else and senior poetry editors teach computer science in zobel.
a bug zapper takes 30 minutes to kill a salagubang, and will do so noisily, and with flying appendages. if there are calamansi seeds floating in your punch, chances are someone squeezed calamansi into it. saul is sexually frustrated. people change but at the same time, they don't.
ii. saturday
nobody wears a costume to a costume affair. malate people are not perfect examples of lasallians. jacek dukaj is a genius. never volunteer to accompany poetry with a song you haven't played for two months. never start listening to the poem you're supposed to be accompanying. beer is the secret to good dancing. a roadtrip without the eraserheads is like a hamburger without the patty. do not watch y tu mama tambien while or after drinking [or ever, for that matter]. vodka mudshakes are lifechanging.
iii. sunday
an original copy of windows xp professional will set you back 10 grand. the number of cd's needed to set up computer hardware is directly proportional to the power of said hardware. plus! xp has no splash screen. final fantasy vii has horrible graphics.
iv. monday
burning a large chocolate bar will get you kicked out of the green place. hitler killed six million people. wislawa szymborska is still a genius. the phrase "drunk as a wheelbarrow" makes perfect sense.
v. tuesday
the throat hurts, but it will set you free. there are people who still think the contents of the lasallian's april issue was real. jose rizal escaped the firing squad by morphing into a banana. the tikbalang has the perfect form. luneta is conducive to both sentimentality and hallucination. tanya's cleavage is severely pixellated. i've never groped another man's drink.
vi. wednesday
sleep is optional.
sige ingat.ΓΌ
posted by stani at 3:35 AM
nothing kills a movie like too much hype. children should not be allowed to watch movies requiring half a brain, nor should they speak until are they capable of accurately pronouncing the word 'creature'. only blizzard entertainment is capable of making effective sequels. salt is bad for your kidneys.
the nearest photocopying booth to the ccp is in harrison plaza. never eat a figaro blt without a plate. there is no such thing as a favorite poem, only the one you last [or first] read. wislawa szymborska is a genius. everyone knows everyone else and senior poetry editors teach computer science in zobel.
a bug zapper takes 30 minutes to kill a salagubang, and will do so noisily, and with flying appendages. if there are calamansi seeds floating in your punch, chances are someone squeezed calamansi into it. saul is sexually frustrated. people change but at the same time, they don't.
ii. saturday
nobody wears a costume to a costume affair. malate people are not perfect examples of lasallians. jacek dukaj is a genius. never volunteer to accompany poetry with a song you haven't played for two months. never start listening to the poem you're supposed to be accompanying. beer is the secret to good dancing. a roadtrip without the eraserheads is like a hamburger without the patty. do not watch y tu mama tambien while or after drinking [or ever, for that matter]. vodka mudshakes are lifechanging.
iii. sunday
an original copy of windows xp professional will set you back 10 grand. the number of cd's needed to set up computer hardware is directly proportional to the power of said hardware. plus! xp has no splash screen. final fantasy vii has horrible graphics.
iv. monday
burning a large chocolate bar will get you kicked out of the green place. hitler killed six million people. wislawa szymborska is still a genius. the phrase "drunk as a wheelbarrow" makes perfect sense.
v. tuesday
the throat hurts, but it will set you free. there are people who still think the contents of the lasallian's april issue was real. jose rizal escaped the firing squad by morphing into a banana. the tikbalang has the perfect form. luneta is conducive to both sentimentality and hallucination. tanya's cleavage is severely pixellated. i've never groped another man's drink.
vi. wednesday
sleep is optional.
sige ingat.ΓΌ
posted by stani at 3:35 AM