O_o

omfg i got drunk today. as in i-just-woke-up-and-can't-remember-anything drunk. as in how-the-hell-did-i-get-home drunk. there's a list in my pocket of imaginative things anna supposedly said while under the influence. it's not in my handwriting so i'm assuming erika wrote it. to save face, i digress:

"'pag nag-meet 'yung sperm at brain cells, 'di na [ako] manganganak!"

"si zeus pati si hera galing sa brain cells!"

"pinatay mo brain cells ko, hindi na ako manganganak!"

"opposites attract."
"hindi ba sa magnet lang 'yon?"

"hindi ba mangingitim 'yung braces ko kasi nagyoyosi ako? kasi 'di ba maluluto sya kasi mainit?"

"magkakaroon kasi ng lint 'yung car seat."
"huh? anong feather?"
"lint, eng-eng."
"hindi ba 'yon 'yung sa ballpen?"

"ahh! 'yung buhok ko nasusunog!" [when her hair was clearly not on fire]

"alam mo, matigas 'yung kama ko. minsan umihi doon 'yung aso ko, kaya binaligtad ko lang."

"ba't mo ako sinasampal!?" [after slapping herself]

"si saul mas may boobs kaysa sa akin!"

"dorm? hindi ba lock 'yon? hindi ba tao 'yon?"

"anna, hindi ko na nakikita mata mo."
*anna closes her eyes*
"ako rin hindi ko na nakikita!"

"sun cellular? e gabi ngayon. 'di ba 'pag gabi, moon?"

"ahh! lumilindol! sino ka?"

funny as hell. too bad i can't remember exactly how she said them.

in other news, i forgot to attend the first of my two orient2 classes. why the hell do they offer two-day subjects anyway? plus, nobody bothered to remind me.

salamat ha.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 1:02 AM