chudor

i. green place

renz: ayoko nang uminom...
self: 'di na kita aasarin sa... person... na iniibig mo, kung iinom ka pa.
renz: 'person'? parang kinikwistyon mo yung kasarian n'ya.
chudor: sige, kung iinom ka, babae s'ya; kung hindi, lalaki s'ya.

ii. football field

self: tignan mo si raimund, kamukha ni vhong navarro.
chudor: si marc abaya naman kamukha ni pogz.
self: wtf!?

iii. jeepney

chudor: my mother looks so happy whenever i tell her that i'll join the priesthood.
self: 'father chudor'... well it does have a nice ring to it.
chudor: wtf...
self: sounds like 'motherfucker'.
chudor: you always say the right things.

iv. dinner table

self: what's for dinner?
asha: soup.
self: what kind?
asha: i don't know. give it a name.
self: looks like upchuck. hmm... how about 'chudor soup'?
asha: ok, i'm done eating...

no, i'm neither gay nor do i have a bestiality fetish, thank you very much.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 11:52 PM