doubletake

i. fool me once

happy birthday to lacey. today, actually, but although i knew that, i wasn't able to greet her on time. i almost did a kris again, greeting someone the night after. luckily, vince was on-hand to debug that logic error.

ii. evolution complete

the zobel juniors [not to be confused with the loser juniors, who are two batches higher] visited dlsu as part of the annual campus tour. paco and i ran into them along agno. i just thought i'd mention.

iii. overheard

*yot attempts to light her cigarette*

pb: quick, think of me in gold thongs!
yot: yaagh! someone give me a better thought!
self: penis na may kuko.

*later*

pb: ...tapos magpapa-penicure ka...

*still later*

self: ano'ng gagawin mo kung gumising kang nasa sahig ang utong mo?
pb: ididikit ko ulit.
self: masking tape, stapler, o mighty bond?

iv. fortunately or unfortunately

i took a taxi to global city since i had almost forgotten that i had work tonight. it was only after i entered the regency building that i realized that my wallet [which i had rested on my stomach while i counted exact fare] wasn't in my pocket. since there was no way i could trace the taxi, i resigned myself to purchasing a new dlsu id. i consoled myself with the fact that at least i'd have a new picture on it. but on my way out, two hours later, i noticed something black in the middle of the road.

looks like i won't have a new picture after all.

v. overheard 2

*reads label on strange indian can*

self: haldiram's rasgulla...
mother: those are very sweet.

*spears one and eats*

self: god, this is like diabetes in a can...
asha: are you eating papa's banana?
self: worse...
asha: ah, papa's balls.

the banana wasn't much of a step up, actually.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 10:19 PM