moral entertainment

the following gems were lifted from the blog masamania.com, authored by a japanese porn director turned guardian of social truth. not kidding. i'm posting them here not to make fun of his engrish [god knows we have too much of that as it is], but because i actually find him very, very witty. see for yourself:

I was born in Japan, grown up in Japan, study English in Japan. This is the reason I can speak Engrish.

Please forgive me. Now I study English hard, so i have no time to post new entry to my site. And I also update my site so hard, so i have no time to study English. This is kind of dilenma.

When I worked as a porn film director, lots of people scorn my job, and looked down on me. But I know lots of people interesting in fuck. Not only young person, but also old person. And not only barbaric laboric class, but also noble upper class. Not only Clinton, but also Japanese prime minister, Koizumi also like to fuck.

Now day, just taking photo become clime in Japan. Some woman angrily call police because I take photo without her permisiion, some hot-blooded guy kick my ass when I try to take a photo. Sometime homeless grab my camera.

But when I am caught by police, I never bravely persuade police. I just cowardly run away as soon as possible.

Lots of Japanese people scorn my poor english, my amateurish design, my excellent jurnalistic pictures. Thinking themselves is OK but they make a effort to tell me by email or something. fuck you. I really fed up with such assault by clever, Englsih fluent Japanese. I think foregin people also think samething, but they don't mail me or if they say something, at reast I cannot read because my english is poor.

This means that if you can enter more named school and higher class university, you are more easyily qualified to enter the bigger mojorer company. What happen after joing such fucking huge Japanese company ? Their life become like a American rap star. They can fuck girls every day. They can get high paid, respects. and authority. and how about the job ? Hey, job is also like a American rap star. No toil no skill, no intelligence.

But I tell you this police box is not the entrance of this whorehouse for Jap plice motherfucker honor's fucking sake. But certainly, actually, this whorehouse is on the back of Udagawa police box or in the other words, Japanese police box is in front of fucking whorehouse.Hey, say gain, Japanese fucking whorehouse is authoritically on the back of Japanese police box ! One more time, Fucking plice box is in front of authoriticious fucking whorehouse ! !

Yes, of course, it is completely illegal to fuck girls for payment even though here is Japan.. We call it “prostitute.”

All every each Jap men know they can fuck if they pay money there. But nobody darely tell it. Jap Mass media don’t tell that. They are busy to tell fucking stupid jap about SMAP, the most popular stupid ass hole singer group, SMAP, what a death hell spell, SMAP, the meaning is, Listen, Yo, don’t laugh, Yo, please, the meaning of SMAP is Sports and Music assembled people !! What’s the fuck !

ATTENTION !! I notice that I do serious mistake of wrong spelling regarding to "Soup land". Soup Land is wrong. Correct word is "Soap land". Certainly meaning is similar in other way, you know. but correct word is "Soap land". I am sorry.

check out his entry just a human more than any other people as well, if you have the time.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 9:46 PM