porno

asha: "meron akong nahanap sa kwarto ni daddy."
self: "ano, porno?"
asha: "oo.
self: "o? ano?"
asha: "hustler."
self: "patingin."

*sometime later*

self: "i didn't think it was possible, pero mas bumaba tingin ko sa kanya."
asha: "mother's going to kick him out if she finds that."
self: ...
asha: ...
self: ...
asha: "maybe it's not his."

*after 2 seconds*

all: "bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

*still later*

asha: "sunugin kaya natin?"
self: "ikaw. bukas, 'pag wala sila."
asha: "sige sige."

*24 hours later, via text message*

asha: nasünog ko na

tae tae.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 11:46 PM