just like the movies

i. revenge of the nauseating filmizations

the last installment in the star wars series of movies only served to remind me why i'm not a fan. on one hand, george lucas invents an entire universe, sparing no exotic name or location, no detailed history, nor pantheon of gods and heroes; on the other, he creates three exponentially bad movies for us to remember this universe by.

revenge of the sith is excruciating beyond words. bad acting, worse dialogue, and those supposedly nostalgic powerpoint-inspired scene transitions don't help matters at all. every time a fight scene came on, i was half-hoping to be hit by a photosensitive epileptic attack, ala pokémon. i was more engrossed reading up on star wars via wikipedia, for god's sake.

if you value your fandom, do not watch this movie. thank you.

ii. ooh shiny





the first picture is a cg rendition of jin from the tekken series of games, showcasing the graphical abilities of the ps3. impressive is an understatement - the first time i saw it, i thought it was a photoshopped photograph of a cosplayer. if anything, only the hair gave it away.

the second picture is of course a very gay-looking cloud strife, and is actually a still from the remake of final fantasy vii's intro movie, prepared by squaresoft for the same purpose. except that their contribution isn't an fmv - it's an in-game-graphics cutscene.

omgwtfbbq!

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 8:33 PM