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[Tuesday, October 25, 2005]     

education in the philippines

i. mathematics

self: sorry mejo distracted ako kanina. nakuha mo ba txt ko?

pogz: nag reply ako.. sabi ko break na tayo! inisnob mo ko kanina..

self: sabi ko naman ieexplain ko mamaya kung bakit
self: anyway
self: eto yung exciting story:
self: diba may kausap ako sa phone kanina?

pogz: o?

self: sabi nya yung bass ko na pinahiram ko last week nasa condo nya
self: sa 2107 burgandy
self: e kelangan ko yung bass
self: sabi nya katukan ko daw roommate nya para makuha ko yung bass
self: ang problema
self: brownout
self: walang elevators
self: kaya mejo distracted ako, kinacalculate ko kung kaya ng powers ko yung tahak papuntang 21st floor at pababa

pogz: ok..

self: 46 floors din yun
self: pag baba ko nangangatog na tuhod ko
self: nagpedicab ako papuntang mcdo hahaha

pogz: wala namang effort ang pag baba eh

self: sabagay
self: pero 23 floors din yun paakyat, including mezzanine and ground
self: isa pa yun, di ko alam kung bakit kelangan may 2 floors bago first floor ng burgandy

pogz: parking

self: no i mean the ground floor is the "mezzanine" tapos yung second floor yung "ground" tapos floors 1 to 7 are parking
self: so bale floors 3 to 9 yung parking

pogz: thats so gay
pogz: maybe they dont know how to count

self: inis na inis nga ako
self: nagbilang ako ng 21 floors kasi walang floor numbers sa stairwell, tapos paglabas ko yung unit numbers 19xx
self: sabay pagdating ko sa totoong 21st floor gumana ulit yung elevators
self: sabay pagkakuha ko ng bass ko namatay ulit
self: wtf


ii. political science

paco: Pucha offline pa rin PvPGN.
paco: Hirap naman paniwalaang power outage lang yan.

self: kanina brownout sa bahay
self: pagpasok ko ng school brownout din
self: sabi ng kapatid brownout din sa zobel

paco: Oo, brownout kanina dito.
paco: Pero sandali lang.
paco: Mga 2 hours.
paco: Yung server getting on 4, maybe 5, and still going strong.
paco: Baka form of 'muscling' ni GMA to.

self: damn you gloria why must you do the one thing that actually affects us!?

paco: Lupit niya no?
paco: Grabe talaga pare.

self: magaling ang hinire nyang social analysts this time. damn that woman

paco: Shhh... Ako yun... I'll give you a cut of the money tomorrow...

self: hahaha just turn the server back on and we're square


iii. biology

self: you will not believe what i stumbled on in wikipedia

chudor: ano?

self: it's a study on how anal stretching is damaging to the body
self: so i started with halle berry
self: then went to catwoman
self: then went to worst movies of the last 25 years
self: then went to alexander
self: then went to homosexuality
self: then clicked on an external link

chudor: wow

self: and i ended up here:
self: PURPOSE: This study was undertaken to investigate the effects of anal stretching on anal pressures and damage to the external anal sphincter.
self: METHODS: This study was performed on 37 guinea pigs. Animals were divided into three groups: control group, quick stretching group, and continuous overstretching group.
self: kawawang guinea pigs
self: hahahaha

chudor: so...surprise butt sex is bad for your partner

self: hahahahahaha
self: i'll post this on my blog
self: ganda pa ng reaction mo
self: i'll include that

chudor: pakshet
chudor: hehe
chudor: ill just say it was the hero drink talking


sige ingat.ΓΌ
 
comments:

hero! astig yun.

pero hindi gumagana.
posted by Blogger Jonathan at 6:26 PM
 

1 - I'll never get floor math, and it gives me anxiety sometimes

2 - I knew it was a power failure because I saw Woodrose uniforms looming all over town. Is zobel so generator-powered in its a/c glory?

3 - any experiment with guinea pigs involved freaks me out: isn't that just code for "experiment participant," actual guinea pig or otherwise? *cringe*
posted by Blogger Redmaryjane at 6:57 PM
 
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