kage bunshin no jitsu?

it has just occurred to me that there are an uncanny number of similarities between michael jackson and orochimaru. to wit:

an undead-inspired facial build: hair well below the shoulders, borderline-albino complexions, reptilian noses, and bumper-sized cheekbones.

a mastery of high-pitched sounds that hamper the opponent's capacity to fight back.

a manic desire to outdo their already blatant fruitiness via wardrobe design [michael jackson has that vincent-esque millenium soldier thing going for him, which orochimaru matches with his pretzel-backed yellow-and-purple number].

alleged pedophilic tendencies, although one admits to sleeping with them, while the other plans on wearing them.

periodic use of the fushi tensei [literally, "living corpse reincarnation"] to maintain and improve on their unique looks, although michael jackson is visibly less skilled at it than orochimaru.

slander aside, and for those who have no interest in the naruto series, here's a forensic cg rendition of what michael jackson would've looked like today sans alterations.

sige ingat.ü 
posted by stani at 1:10 PM