something you should never hear when you've just woken up
self: oy come here! may ipapakita ako sa 'yo.
asha: ano?
self: *waiting for eliza page to load*
asha: ano? ano?
self: uh... my dick. *papow!*
asha: o talaga? sige, i'll show you mine. *popow!*
self: *suddenly wide awake*omgwtfbbq!
sige ingat.ΓΌ