i really can't finish reading a whole paragraph.

GAH.
 

Methinks the chap's a fake.

While I do know of some people (actually just one person comes to mind) who acts just like cofibean, this guy's just too good to be true. He must be laughing his ass off reading his reader's comments.

Just my opinion.
 

LOL! There is a previous post entitled "Naturally metrosexual".