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[Sunday, February 26, 2006]
What was going through the minds of all his victims before they died? His shoe.
There are no races, only countries of people he's beaten to different shades of black and blue.
He doesn't stub his toes; he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
He can slam a revolving door.
When he does division, there are no remainders.
He was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
He never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
If he wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
His dick is so big, it has its own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take him to kill you. Forty-seven times.
all hail!
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 2:18 AM
There are no races, only countries of people he's beaten to different shades of black and blue.
He doesn't stub his toes; he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
He can slam a revolving door.
When he does division, there are no remainders.
He was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
He never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
If he wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
His dick is so big, it has its own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take him to kill you. Forty-seven times.
all hail!
sige ingat.ü
posted by stani at 2:18 AM
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse; horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in manslaughter.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse; horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Jonathan at 11:11 PM
Jonathan at 11:11 PMSuperman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in manslaughter.
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